gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
a search helicopter?!
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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