Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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