Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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