No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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