you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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