yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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