they need to just BURY HIM!
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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