Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
