I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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