Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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