it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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