Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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