All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
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