In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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