guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
Randomize
