she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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