The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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