Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
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