Pants 0. Shit 1.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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