Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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