Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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