it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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