check it out our google latitudes are spooning
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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