She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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