erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
now i know why i became what i already was.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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