what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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