If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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