i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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