I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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