is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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