Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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