I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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