I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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