maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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