i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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