I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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