Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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