i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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