Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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