goodnight i made you a song goodbye
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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