Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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