what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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