I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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