we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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