We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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