It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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