Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Randomize
