I cockslap morals
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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