I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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