My brain says no but my pants say off.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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