He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
