New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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