My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Congratulations! We have a period
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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