sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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