I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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