just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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