U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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